A Short History of Knolling
You know knolling. Even if you don’t know you know knolling, you do know knolling.
You’ve seen it in Wes Anderson films. It’s given you pangs of jealousy on those übercool “inspiration” blogs dedicated to “curating” your “lifestyle”. And I think most illustrative of it’s awesome power is Bullet VIII in artist Tom Sachs’ infamous 10 Bullets workshop manual.
Knolling is the organizational technique of placing all items on a surface at 90º angles to each other and to the surface itself.
Knolling as Philosophy
Sure. It looks great in those little square Instagram pictures. And there’s no denying that it’s functional. But unless you’re actually working for Tom Sachs (which you’re decidedly not), who’s got the time to sit there and measure out perfect right angles and place each item down on the grid, one by one, side by side, being extra careful to leave consistent padding around each object? The answer is no one. Except “lifestyle bloggers” (but you’re decidedly not one of them either).
So then, you’re thinking: what’s the point?
The point is that knolling is an exercise in organization. And an organized workspace makes for organized thoughts.
In reality, you can’t really knoll anything. A perfectly knolled table is impossible to achieve.
Hey, champ. Chin up. Don’t get upset. It’s not you. You didn’t do anything wrong. It’s actually much much bigger than any one person. If we’re gonna blame someone, we should probably blame Greek philosopher Plato.
I don’t really want to get into all the fuzzy details of Platonic Idealism, but what it comes down to is that the idea of knolling exists as a perfect, albeit separate, entity from any individually instance of knolling in reality. Even the most beautifully, painstakingly knolled table has failed to achieve perfection in the required form (e.g. 90º angles, parallel lines, universally constant padding, etc…). It can’t. It is physically impossible to obtain the philosophically ideal version of a knolled table.
Or, it was physically impossible. Until now.
For my Physical Computing final I’m developing a robot that will bring us one step closer to the Platonic Ideal of knolling. I’m going to make my desk so organized that my thoughts will be so organized that I will be able to see simultaneously into the future and the past.
Knollbot™ is a robot that knolls.
Knollbot™’s state-of-the-art robot mechanics and computer vision algorithm guarantee a perfectly knolled table, every time. And we’re not just talking about a “perfectly” knolled table.” We’re talking about the Platonic Ideal of a knolled table*.
In the next post, I’ll have some initial sketches and more information about the development process.
*You know, assuming I get my shit together and build this. And that it works and stuff.